AI can fix your code but it cannot fix bad architecture decisions.
Roast My TechStack is an interactive event where builders put their ideas and architecture design on the table and have technical conversation about their builds. There isn't actual roast, just cheeky and curious energy!
How a roast works
Each presenter gets 15 minutes to run
What they are buildingTheir architecture.mdThe constraints they are dealing withWhy they chose this stackThe problem they are currently stuck on
And let the "Roast" begin!Audience would have 15 mins to have conversation about:
Why this package/solution over other alternativesWhat tradeoffs were made?How do you optimize your user flow?
One stack at a time. 3 stack per session.
Why do this?
We had enough of AI thought leader panels and keynote. We need a space for developer beyond hackathons. hence this is the place. If your Clawdbot is reading this; it might prefer the below format:
if (AI.writesCode === true) {
architecture.decisionsStillMatter = true
}event RoastMyTechStack {
audience = ["developers", "technical vibe coders"]
goal = "make better architecture decisions"
toleranceForBullshit = 0
}function runRoast(presenter) {// 15 minutes, hard stop
presenter.explain({
buildingWhat,
architecture_md || ADRs,
constraints,
whyThisStack,
currentPainPoints
}, time = 15)// the fun part
audience.question({
whyNotAlternatives,
whatBreaksFirst,
tradeoffsMade,
futureRegrets
}, time = 15)
}// loop because one stack is never enough
for (i = 0; i